Wherever you are in town, in the concentrated beer bar complexes of Soi 2, Soi 8 or Soi Diana, the “short-time” Mecca that is Soi 6 (which many ex-pats would rather keep among their own little Pattaya secrets), or the in-your-face frenzy that is Walking Street, which must have more go-go bars, erotic shows for every taste, and just plain sexual energy than anywhere else on the globe, a smiling charmer of a Thai lady is waiting to give you an experience you may never forget.

Make no mistake, when these Thai bar girls offer you entertainment, they usually really mean it! If you play your cards right you can have the time of your life. But, if you want my advice, it would be wise to do a little research first. After all you wouldn’t like to get your sexy bargirl darling home to your lair, only to find:

• She’s not a lady at all, but a ladyboy (or the reverse, depending on your orientation).
• She’s just arrived in town, has no idea of the scene, and would really rather be working in the Family Mart store.
• She’s been in town for far too long, and is only interested in trying out her newest theories on the quickest way to empty a farang’s wallet.
• For some reason your culture doesn’t match with hers, with sometimes embarrassing results (to say the least)!
• A host of weird (and sometimes funny) complications that you would never imagine.

The Pattaya nightlife is probably the best in the world (and certainly the raunchiest)! Many books have tried to portray the excitement that buzzes through the bars, restaurants and hotels here, and failed. The Pattaya Bar Girls Report (Nightlife Guide) offers you a practical but in-depth insight to the ladies who help make Pattaya what it is. If you know how they think and what makes them tick, then you’re really cooking!

Many male visitors to Thailand only experience a tiny percentage of the fun and excitement that is to be had in Pattaya, and many return with a broken heart and an empty wallet after it all.

If you are still pondering on these potential pitfalls;

1. Your “Tee Rak” (darling) is probably a “lady of the second kind” if she has one or more of the following attributes:
   • She is tall, (most Thai girls are around 5 foot 4 inches or less).
   • She has feet, ankles, hands and wrists, which are roughly the same size as yours ( if you are a male).
   • She has an Adam’s apple. (Sometimes disguised using surgery).
2. If, when you pretend to forget the location of your hotel, your doe-eyed innocent can name all of the hotels on your soi, and the four streets adjacent, be skeptical of her claim (often made) that she has only been working in the bar for one week.
3. And on the cultural front, you may be surprised to learn that the in-your-face, erotic dancing sweetheart in your arms is a devout Buddhist who is afraid of ghosts!

It sounds a bit like a minefield, but it’s actually a whole lot of fun as long as you are well prepared. My advice is to do lots of research before you land there.

Whether you are a seasoned visitor or a newcomer to the seductive charms of the bargirls, dancers, freelancers and assorted other ladies offering you pleasure and fulfillment in this labyrinth of go-go bars, massage parlors and “bar beers”, there is always something new and fascinating to learn. A good way to get started and stay up to date is to take a look at the Pattaya Bar Girls Report (Nightlife Guide). http://www.Pattaya-Bar-Girls.com/arep/

Inside the report you will find a compendium of the accumulated experiences (and some disasters) of a large network of committed expats, who have lived the dream in Pattaya for many years.

Lyrics to Pattaya Pattaya Song

Pattaya, Pattaya,
Pattaya, Pattaya,

Took a trip to Thailand,
Land of million smiles,
Made a stop in Bangkok, so easy so nice, It’s too far for Phuket, with my money pocket…
I’ll go to Pattaya,

Pattaya, Pattaya, Phuuying love you mak mak,

Go Tony, Hollywood, Marine Bar Disco,
Get excited at X-Zite, welcome in Buffalo,
When it’s raining Phuket,
it’s more fun when you get,
The night in Pattaya,

Pattaya, Pattaya, Phuuying love you mak mak,

Be sure to see some of the sites,
Spend the day on the beach,
The night is the night,

Handsome man, very chic,
I like you, very big, sexy man, Pattaya,

Pattaya, Pattaya,
Pattaya, Pattaya, Phuuying love you mak mak,

Go Tony, Hollywood, Marine Bar Disco,
Get excited on X-Zite, welcome in Buffalo,

Handsome man, very chic,
I like you, very big,
Sexy man, Pattaya,

Pattaya, Pattaya, Phuuying love you mak mak,
Pattaya, Pattaya, Phuuying love you mak mak,

Mr. Sexy man in Pattaya

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Now if you have never taken a walk along Pattaya Soi 7
after 5.00 p.m. or any similar Soi in Thailand then I’ll tell you
a little secret. You are truly are missing a life changing experience.
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Why?
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Imagine walking along a street full of outdoor bars overflowing
with beautiful young women. Pattaya girls. Every second girl you
stroll by complements you on your good looks
and sex appeal.

With her sweet voice she greets you, “Hello handsome man”
or
“Hello sexy man”
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And that’s not all
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A girl will take you by the hand. She will hold on to you
like a long lost friend.

You will not be able to move on. She will anchor you to the
pavement.

She will look at you with pleading brown eyes.
This happens every time I take a walk along one of these
pretty girl sois. Can you imagine how young I feel?
This is the fountain of youth.
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Abandon Mission?
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We were on our way to a restaurant to have a meal.
What do you do when your stroll is seductively interrupted?
Should you abandon your mission and give in to the desires
of these beautiful Pattaya Soi 7 maidens?

Perhaps you are on your way to meet a Thai lady at the end of the
soi but you have to fight off all her competitors along the way.
It sounds like fun hey what?
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Life Changing
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Yes and it is fun and uplifting to have your ego stroked
by so many beautiful women in just a few minutes.
On occasions you will get more than your ego stroked.
That will make it hard for you to move on.

For the newcomer to Pattaya this surely must be
a life changing experience.
It was for me when I arrived here 16 years ago.
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Reality
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But you know what?

Sometimes you just might want to get from A to B without
having your ego stroked, your crotch repeatedly groped,
and your body dragged into some bar where you really
don’t need to be.

Let’s face it, if you are over forty-nine do you think these 19 to 22
year old Pattaya girls of the night would really find YOU appealing.
Some might and you can find out why in Pattaya Bar Girls Report
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The secret release code
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Continuing along Pattaya Soi 7 on our way to the restaurant my friend and I were
approached by several bar girls in the usual way. One girl held my hand so tight
I was hoping she wouldn’t attack you know where with her
free hand.

On this occasion I just wanted to get to the restaurant.
It was here that I discovered a very simple way to entice a girl
to quickly release any grip that she might get on you.

When I discovered this secret I thought I would try it another way.
What if I could avoid being approached altogether?
I gave it a try.
And you know what?
Magic! It worked
The girls just smiled at me. Some even gave me an affectionate
tap on the butt as I continued my mission.
Want the bar girls secret code? Get it here

Prepare yourself to enter a different world, a different culture.
In Thailand people live and operate in a different world to what
you are accustomed to. They act and think differently.

If you are planning to chase bar girls in Pattaya and indulge in the nightlife then
there are many issues you should know about before
you arrive in Pattaya.

Knowing about these issues and the ways of the
Pattaya bar girls will turn your Thailand holiday into
an amazing adventure.

It is well documented that Thai bar girls
are experts at manipulation. They know the buttons to press
to get you to dig deep into your wallet and do things you
normally wouldn’t do in your own country.

Collect and read as much information as you can about
the Pattaya bar girls and the nightlife before you arrive in Thailand.

You can join forums, read blogs like this one you are reading now
or download an e-book or a report about the bar scene in Pattaya.
Personally I prefer to download an e-book or a report.
The information is usually more accurate and it saves a bundle of time and energy.
The hard work is already done for you.
The authors are usually seasoned punters who reside in Thailand and have lived the life.

Recommendation: Pattaya Bar Girls Report

Imagine you have just arrived in Pattaya and settled into your hotel.
You are anxious to get to the bar and meet some of those little brown
warmhearted Thai girls. You stand at the entrance to your hotel and you spot an interesting bar full of girls across the street.
You walk over to that bar; you begin chatting with the girls.

You are attracted to a girl at the bar and you “bar fine” her and take her to your hotel room. Let’s call her Noy. Unless you are planning to spend the remainder of your holiday with Noy you have probably made a big mistake.

The Pattaya Bar Girls report covers more than 100 issues ( including
the “big mistake”) that will help
turn your visit to Thailand into a “life changing adventure”.

If you were to join forums and surf around the internet
how long would it take you to collect 100 useful tips about
Pattaya bar girls? Recently I visited a forum whose members are
advocating that unprotected sex is safe with bar girls.

Now that is a good topic for my next post.

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